Jo Janoski\’s Blog

Writings, Observations, Poetry, Stories

THE BEST COMES FROM MEXICO May 27, 2006

Filed under: Humor — jojanoski @ 12:57 pm

THE BEST COMES FROM MEXICO A Radio Commercial Script …such as it is

CARLOS Hola, I'm Carlos, the coffee guy from south of the border in Mexico. I'm here to tell you about the benefits of a good hot cup of Mexican coffee every morning to start your day.

[Background Thump]

GROGGY MAN OW! %#^@#!!! Geez, that hurts.

CARLOS Now that's how you are in the morning if you have skipped your cup of our aromatic Mexican coffee.

MAN Where's the %#^@# light switch? OUCH! My toe! Who put that chair there?

CARLOS Why would a person even want to get up in the morning without our delicious coffee?

MAN Whose voice is that? Did I leave the radio on again? I know the kitchen is around here somewhere…

CARLOS Our groggy man has forgotten he invited me to stay overnight. To his delight, if he finds the kitchen he will also discover me waiting with a steaming cup of our tasty café.

MAN Is someone here? I've got a gun and I know how to use it? Now where is that pistol…[Muttering…]

CARLOS That was some party last night. Working as a waiter has been so much fun for Carlos. I meet so many nice people. In fact, I met this gentleman and he offered me his couch to sleep on.

MAN Is somebody out there? [THUMP!] OW!

CARLOS He complimented the fine Mexican coffee I served him. His friends ordered the coffee for him because he had enjoyed too much tequila at dinner.

MAN [Sound of bumps and thumps and a dog wailing–Woooo!] Oh Rover! I'm sorry, boy! I didn't mean to step on you. Now where the %#^@# is that kitchen?

CARLOS You see–I…er…dropped into America…for a little visit, and I needed a place to stay…

MAN Ah! Here we are! I've found the kitchen at last…er…who are you?

CARLOS Good morning, Señor! I'm here to make you a hearty cup of delicious Mexican coffee.

MAN I thought coffee came from Columbia….err…who did you say you were?

CARLOS It is I, Carlos. I served you Mexican coffee last night. Columbia has coffee, but not as good as Mexico, by the way.

MAN Last night? At the party? I don't remember much…

CARLOS Si. You asked me to come home and make you a cup of our delicious Mexican coffee this morning. I was glad because I like to demonstrate to people how much better Mexican coffee is than Columbian.

MAN You don't say. Funny I don't remember any of this, but then again I had a few drinks…

CARLOS Si, Señor! You were enjoying some Mexican tequila, also very delicious.

MAN Ooooh, yes. Good tequila!

CARLOS So would you like some of this roasted aromatic Mexican coffee?

MAN Sure. I'll try a cup. Maybe I can taste it this time.

CARLOS Here you are, Señor.

[Man takes a noisy slurp]

MAN Hey, this is pretty good! I'm glad I brought you home last night.

CARLOS With all due respect, Señor, technically I brought you home. You were too drunk to drive.

MAN Whatever! I love this coffee!

CARLOS Everyone loves our coffee. Just remember at the store to ask for genuine Mexican coffee–the coffee to bring home for friends or have your friends bring you home for.

MAN Say, Pedro, could I have another cup?

End Copyright 2006 JO Janoski

Read other Commercials under Humor –including the Poo-Gram.

 

Slow-cooked Stew That is a Change of Pace May 26, 2006

Filed under: Cooking/Recipes — jojanoski @ 7:52 pm

Yearning something different, I tried this recipe the other night, and it was fabulous. It was a damp chilly day, and this was a welcome dinner, made so easy in the crock pot.

Pork Stew, slow-cooked

 

Morning Walk May 25, 2006

Filed under: My Photos,Poetry — jojanoski @ 9:07 am


posterizedazalea

Originally uploaded by jojanoski.

Taking a walk, the crisp air, spring greens, soft morning light, and the equally fresh perspective of a new day inspired me to equate nature's beauty with soulful inspiration. What we see isn't about what our eyes reveal, but rather what our soul advises…

MORNING WALK

In sparks
Pointillistic
Urgency in whispers
Radiance applied in broad strokes
Of truth.

Copyright 2006 JO Janoski

 

About JO May 24, 2006

Filed under: About JO,Personal Information — jojanoski @ 8:58 am


JO & Peepers

Originally uploaded by jojanoski.

JO JANOSKI resides in Pittsburgh, PA, USA with her husband, Ron, and their pet smooth fox terrier, Peepers. She and her husband are photographers who specialize in Pittsburgh cityscapes. She has also exhibited her line of nature photos along with Pittsburgh photos for over 20 years at the Three Rivers Arts Festival in Pittsburgh, PA in both the Juried Exhibition and Artists Market. Jo has recently developed an interest in the written word, after having been a secretary and later a photographer. She has won several online contests and has been published on various sites.

 

Perfect Pancakes May 23, 2006

Filed under: Cooking/Recipes — jojanoski @ 11:13 am

I thought I knew how to make perfect pancakes, until I read this article. Then, I realized I was a rank amateur. One of my biggest mistakes was to stir the batter before I scooped up a new dollop for the grill. Who knew? 

 Perfect Pancakes

 

Bloggers beware! May 20, 2006

Filed under: In The News — jojanoski @ 7:23 am

Bloggers beware! Are you pushing your computer towards suicide?

Heroic Computer Dies To Save World From Master's Thesis | The Onion – America's Finest News Source

 

Rainy Day May 19, 2006

Filed under: Poetry — jojanoski @ 11:00 am

This rainy weather is making me crazy! ;)

Rainy Day

Rainy
Isolation
River inundating
Roaring sea not to be ignored
Tidal

Copyright 2006 JO Janoski